Actual conversation around my dinner table:
Me: Little, why do you only ever eat one thing at a time? You’re gonna get full on just fries and won’t ever get to your chicken nuggets…
Little: Mom, why do you take bites rotating around your plate, so that everything comes out “even”?
A (Clint’s friend): Hey, that’s what I do too! LOL
Bigger: Y’all are ALL crazy!
*all heads turn towards Bigger*
Bigger: Everyone knows you take one bite of burger, then three bites of fries!